We Them Ones Comedy Tour
Tickets 2025

Picture this: a dimly lit club, the clink of glasses fading as a mic crackles to life, and then - boom - a punchline hits like a confetti cannon. That’s the We Them Ones Comedy Tour 2025, a 28-city rampage from Brooklyn’s gritty indie stages to Vancouver’s glittering theaters. Whether you’re a stan who can recite their Netflix specials backward or a newbie who thinks “roast battles” involve actual fire, this tour isn’t just comedy - it’s a masterclass in turning life’s chaos into cathartic chaos.

From Open Mics to Iconoclasts: How We Them Ones Rewrote the Rulebook

Born in the back alleys of Chicago’s improv scene, the We Them Ones collective - Jazmine “Hellfire” Reyes, Dave “The Tangent” Nguyen, and improv wizard Priya Kapoor - started as a trio crashing college talent shows in 2016. Their breakout viral sketch “Karen vs. Karma” (45M views and counting) turned subway rants into social commentary gold. By 2022, their HBO special “Unfiltered & Unhinged” nabbed two Emmys, with The New Yorker dubbing them

“The Marx Brothers of meme culture - if Groucho had TikTok.”

Superfan Carlos Mendez from Austin recalls their 2023 show:

“They roasted my dating profile live… I’ve never felt so seen and destroyed at the same time.”

Not Just Jokes - Juggernauts: Inside the 2025 Tour’s Madness

This ain’t your uncle’s chuckle-fest. The We Them Ones Comedy Tour 2025 is a choose-your-own-adventure riot. At NYC’s Beacon Theatre (Oct 4th), hecklers beware: Reyes’ “clapback algorithm” uses AI to roast you in 8 languages. Vancouver’s stop (Nov 15th) features a “Midnight Madness” set where Kapoor improvises a sitcom based on audience text threads - yes, they’ll read your group chats. Rumor has it Dave’s segment in Atlanta (Oct 21st) involves a live therapy session with a surprise celebrity guest… and a dunk tank.

Snagging We Them Ones Comedy Tour Tickets isn’t just about seats - it’s about survival. The $350 “Roast Me” package throws you into a pre-show comedy bootcamp (bring ice packs for your ego). Last year’s VIPs still meme about the “Trauma Piñata” event in Dallas, where fans wrote insecurities on papier-mâché and Nguyen beat them with a foam bat.

“I laughed so hard I forgot to be embarrassed,”

admits teacher Lisa Cho, whose “I still Google ‘how to adult’” confession became a recurring bit.

FAQ: Because Adulting is Hard Enough

1. When’s the ticket apocalypse? Presale codes drop Sept 3rd for Patreon supporters; general sales start Sept 10th.
2. Can I bring my emotional support cactus? Venues are 18+ (21+ for the “Salty Afterparty” where Kapoor bartends existential crises).
3. What if I pee from laughing? Merch stands sell “I Survived WT1” diapers. Not kidding.

Why Your Abs Will Hate You

There’s a reason We Them Ones Comedy Tour 2025 Events trend faster than crypto scams. It’s the gasp-inducing shock of Reyes dissecting cancel culture through a Taylor Swift-Beyoncé fanfic rap. It’s the collective “oh no they didn’t” when Nguyen recreates his Tinder date with a talking raccoon puppet in Toronto (Nov 2nd). This isn’t comedy - it’s cultural exfoliation. As one drained (in a good way) fan tweeted after Philly’s show:

“My face hurts, my soul is naked, and I’d do it again tomorrow.”

Grab Tickets Before They Roast You for Missing Out

With We Them Ones Comedy Tour Upcoming Dates invading Seattle’s Neptune Theatre (Oct 12th) and Montréal’s Just for Laughs hub (Nov 28th), this is your chance to witness comedy’s equivalent of a meteor shower - unpredictable, dazzling, and mildly terrifying. Early birds unlock the “Easter Egg” podcast recorded backstage; scan your ticket QR to hear Kapoor’s impression of a Karen negotiating with Siri. Skip this, and you’re not avoiding a show - you’re volunteering as the punchline.